Mikey is a lame douchebag bitch who has been working in the mail room for 5 years. People make fun of him all the time because he's always struggling with the ladies. Mikey reverses his co-workers entire thought process by pulling a fast one on Taylor Wayne, the office slut. He really gets to it and at it in the elevator and also demonstrates perfect sexual skills. Mikey can finally say "I ain't nobodies bitch bro"
In a big world of porn, Brazzers is definitely one of the biggest countries. Who would refuse to be the citizen of that amazing porn land if getting a visa is so easy? It's sort of a rhetorical question, more of a statement, anyway, I'd be happy to see you among the members.