It's the fuck of the Irish, and everyone's Irish today! Samantha Saint is pissed when her boyfriend Steve leaves her to go to his alma mater's basketball game with his college buddies. And when Steve's pal Johnny shows up at her door thinking he'll get hooked up with loads of beer and Irish Car Bombs at Steve's bar, Samantha tells him otherwise. With both of them down and out, and Samantha having to go to work soon, the St. Patrick's Day holiday isn't looking so green. But naughty leprechauness Samantha Saint Paddy and sinful Johnny find a pot of gold at the end rainbow when they decide to fuck behind Steve's back! Slainte!