When you hear a bitch's name is sunshine, you sort of expect her to be a blonde chick, right? Well this slut showed up all dark haired and sexy! It was a bit confusing but we didn't let it slow us down, we just sent in out top gun, Justin Slayer, to see if we could fuck the brunette right out of her until she was blonde again! Well, he fucked and he fucked and he fucked some more, but this bitch stayed brunette! Oh well, maybe next time!