Keiran was just minding his business while sauntering down the street when he got attacked by a wild cougar. The cougar chased him down and knocked him out. When Keiran awoke, he found his penis inside a RayVeness.
In a big world of porn, Brazzers is definitely one of the biggest countries. Who would refuse to be the citizen of that amazing porn land if getting a visa is so easy? It's sort of a rhetorical question, more of a statement, anyway, I'd be happy to see you among the members.